Ay yo, roommate.

Got a problem with the air freshener?…say something, please.  I get it, some people just don’t like certain smells, it’s all good, so why can’t you be?

NAH. I’m just gonna be real passive agressive, (Monica loves this especially, being passive agressive to me is like dangling a piece of meat in front of a lion, remember the last name homie. DON’T PUSH ME!) unplug it and open the windows every time you’re in the room, not say a word to you, slam doors and drawers when I come in at freakin’ 7 in the morning with a stick up my butt because of my lack of sleep, and make you feel bad for not catering to my every need. You mad bro?

Yeah a little….